Whoo! So as you can blatantly see, it's my first post. Celebration time! Okay, so I'm writing this assuming everyone has read the bio section, so you know a bit about Brian. What you don't know, that was really stupid to mention since it's a huge part of him and not hard to miss, is this kid shouldn't have been born in this time period, or even this planet for that matter. Okay, so maybe not that far, but it sure as hell feels like it sometimes. Alright, so check this out, Brian is the type of person that likes to make everything he can and buy only the necessities until he can learn how to make that too. This boy hates electronics, just absolutely hates them.Oh, get this, he's a walking contradiction. Hell yeah he is. Listen to this: he can't stand computers, but can make one a billion times better than any computer you can buy at Fry's or Best Buy. He hates cars and everything to do with them, but drives everywhere he goes. Doesn't like the idea of iPods or cell phones or any other electronic device really, but never leaves home without them. Weird right? He cracks me up. In all seriousness, he belongs in the 17th century. He's even told me that's where he would rather be born in...bastard...anyways, I found something out about him today; HE'S ONE HELL OF A CHARISMATIC PERSON WITH THE PERSUASION POWER OF A GOD. I am not shitting you or exaggerating this. This kid (ha, it's kinds funny how I call him a kid when really he's older than me XD) is the biggest nerd/geek/dork/whatever I've ever known, even bigger than my best friend which is a pretty damn high standers to pass up. Anyways, he loves to play D&D. For those of you who have no idea what the hell I''m talking about because you've never heard of it before or you're one of those people who have heard of it but don't know what that is exactly, read the next few sentences. Otherwise, skip ahead. For those of you that don't know, D&D is a role playing game. It's basically the nerd game that's in the TV shows where the school outcasts are in the basement playing that one dice rolling game and pretending to cast spells at other people and shit like that...yeah, that's what I'm living with. See, my best friend Sierra has been playing the game for about 3 years now and has always tried to get me to play with her. I essentially laughed in her face and said no. She of course took no offense to it, since we do that to each other all the time. Consequently I meet Brian through Sierra because they game together, so naturally the bastard tries to get me to game with him too. He get's really upset with me and throws a fit when I call it a nerd game or when I say he's "geeking out" when playing it. So anyways, I relented for many months but finally today I told him I'd play just to get him to shut the hell up about it. First of all, making a character when you have no idea what the hell you're doing is the biggest pain in my ass. Secondly, I have no idea most of the shit he said today because he was speaking geek to me, like literally. Thirdly, he's the biggest bitch of a DM because he had everything in the world plus more attack me for no apparent reason except for he felt like it. Fourth, I found something out today, I already don't like this game because of one key element. Wanna know what that is? I can't stand role playing. Not only do I epically suck at it, but I also don't like...nay HATE the uncomfortable feeling it brings. I don't care if you say/think I'll get better with time and learn to love it. Stop. No just...no. You don't know me or how my mind works. I do and I know for a fact I'm not going to like role playing because I've always hated acting. I don't like the feeling of trying to pretend to be someone else. It's too much work and it's pretty damn hard! You can't answers questions the way you would like to. Oh no, you have to do it the way your character would, and if you're just developing a character it's excruciatingly hard. I already have enough shit on my plate from school and work. Stupid memory already has me behind in school and I'm now working three jobs 5 days a week and pretty soon that'll be 6 days a week. And I'm not even getting that many hours! Anyways, I should get going. We're celebrating our Valentines Day tomorrow (finally!)



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